Sex and money…

Sex and money, not just the premise of most television shows these days.  Sex and money are also the core (or so they say) of the arguments most married couples ever have…and end up divorced over.  True as that might be, I think there are many more problems in between the two issues that can accelerate the expiration date on your marriage.

But let’s start with money.

I have opened up about money issues before here , there, and here but this is still one of the most common email questions we receive and a number of our readers have asked us to talk about it.

I initially thought about discussing some of the topics that seem to obsess Nigerian social media on a weekly basis, such as:

“Should a boyfriend pay for you to go and eat Jibowu pancakes with another man?”

“Would you date a man who rides public transport to work?”

“Should you date a man who can’t buy a car for you as assurance?”

“30k runs, worth it or not?”

But then I realized that most of my readers are not 15 year olds pretending to be 25 year olds on the internet and therefore may prefer to hear something a bit more realistic. No shade to young people, but seriously….greater issues await you.

So here is a complete breakdown of how we handle money in our marriage. Keep in mind the following as you read.

1) My wife and I are big believers in acting as ONE when it comes to everything. Including finances. This is why we utilize the concept of joint money and pooled funds. We set our financial goals before we got married and have revised them as life progressed. We learned this concept during pre-marital counseling and have found it to be the simplest method and most effective method for us to handle our finances without any major arguments. You all know that she and I have plenty of other things we argue about so I am not bragging by any means.  But this is one area of life I can testify about. I know for sure that if I hadn’t joined hands with my wife, we’d be separately poor, rather than jointly well off. Moreover, it’s made us accountable to each other and to God, and practicing accountability has many positive consequences for us. Many couples do it differently, but this is how we do it.

2) As I’ve explained before…YES, my wife knows what I earn and vice versa. I wouldn’t be commingling funds with someone I didn’t trust.

3) NO we do not ascribe to the belief that a woman is not responsible for her family’s upkeep, and contrary to what some of the cast members of BKChat London might think, we do not agree that “a woman is an expense.” To the contrary, she is an asset.

4) The diagram below is just to show you a simplified version of our overall flow. The actual amounts depicted do not matter. Nor does the diagram take into account more complicated items such as income from various investments and properties.

How we make it rain with our money. We pay our joint accounts first. Then all things flow from there. Bills, charity, family expenses, trips, and personal allowances for things like movies, entertainment, gifts and dining out.

Now, because we had a number of very specific requests from readers in the UK, asking us to break our budget down using actual figures, and to also show what would happen in a situation where only one spouse is earning any income, I am including some charts below. The numbers are made up. I repeat. Made Up. So kindly revise as you see fit for your own specific situation. In short, please don’t get upset if I’ve projected a number that is unrealistic for your situation/country/setting. Moreover, given that the Nigerian currency has been possessed by an evil spirit, doing this chart in a smaller currency like GBP was easier, so that I can depict thousands, rather than millions. Disclaimers aside, the same logic applies no matter what currency you’re dealing with, how much you are earning, or who is earning more.

 

Scenario 1

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Scenario 2

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So there you have it. Sample budgets and flow charts to give you a bird’s eye view into how we make our marital finances work. I have just used some very loose numbers here but again, everyone’s situation (be you a chef in London, a Matatu driver in Nairobi, a politician in Abuja, or an instagram model in Pretoria) is different. As always, questions welcome below or via AskNaijaCouple.

Next Post….Sex.

 

 


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30 responses to “Sex and money…”

  1. Tutu Avatar
    Tutu

    Thank you so much for this post. It helped greatly. I’m gonna share it with my husband.

    Anywaiz… Na wah o! You just came and acted like everything is fine! You didn’t even apologize for dumping us for many months. I’m not going to get too excited sha because you guys are in a habit of leaving us hanging after we get excited when you post. Let’s see how consistent you get.

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      Guilty as charged. But hope springs new.

  2. Godly Woman Avatar

    As in. No apologies. But welcome back

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      You’re right. After all the apologies on social media over the last few months, I thought it might be best just to get straight to it.

      1. Tutu Avatar
        Tutu

        Well…not all of us follow you on social media. ?

        1. NaijaHusband Avatar

          Correct. That’s why I linked my social media posts to display on this website ages ago.

          1. Tutu Avatar
            Tutu

            I hope I’m Not coming off as a troll or whatever, far from it. I totally love your platform, love what you guys are doing.

            It’s phenomenal and that’s why I’m not gonna let you go off easy because its not just your blog, it’s “Our” blog.

            We learn from you, laugh with you, see how we can be better and do better through you and then you disappear for God knows when, come back with a post, we’re excited again but yet again you leave. Our feelings are going back and forth like a yo-yo! And then you’re “finally” back, we’re excited to have you but we’re like yeah let’s see how this pans out and then you think because you apologized on social media (twitter), (do a survey, a huge percentage of your blog readers are not there, I assure you) and then you linked your posts. So your blog visitors that are not on Twitter should be scrolling for an apology?

            NH be objective about this. It’s not cool!

            It’s like your bestie bailing out on you a couple of times and says because I sent your sister an apology, I thought we were cool?!?!

            You can choose to or choose not to. If I didn’t care, I wouldn’t write this epistle.

          2. NaijaHusband Avatar

            No worries Tutu. I get this kind of epistle daily from NW, so I’m not offended at all. Rather, I find it encouraging. I think it means that people really did enjoy the blog and that there is still space for us in a world where people are used to more salacious content.
            As for the point about the internet presence of most of our readers, unfortunately, my wordpress stats over the last few years have shown that the vast majority of our readers are on social media! This pains me to no end as I’m not a fan of social media! The few who aren’t have sent us a number of emails asking what’s been up with the blog and we’ve spoken to them directly about it. We also continue to get a lot of private queries from readers about more personal issues, which we always respond to privately as well. All in all, we really do value each and every reader because you’re right, this blog isn’t just a private diary, it’s a conversation we’ve been having with others like yourself, who have supported this platform from time. So, if you’d really like to chew me out some more (i suspect you do!) feel free to send an email and we can chat more directly.

  3. Folakemi Avatar
    Folakemi

    This is soooooo us. My husband and i have been doing regarding finance. We will be celebrating our 8th anniversary in August. Just that in our own case we did not open a joint Account. We transfer into one of my account (we are both accountant but i’m more deliberate about spending) It benefits more and increase our bond. We certainly have nothing to hide from each other.

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      Glad to hear from other couples about this method. As accountants, I’m sure you were both ready to budget every cent appropriately!

      1. Folakemi Avatar
        Folakemi

        LOL… you can say that again

  4. Tolu Avatar
    Tolu

    Fantastic!
    Don’t dump us for so looooong again joor!

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      Seen and heard!

  5. Rach Avatar
    Rach

    I love that you guys have added on there care for extended family that is agreed upon before hand. This has been the source of many a drama here in the US between spouses. And as usual it boils down to lack of communication/ agreement.

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      Glad you noticed the “old parents” icon. We both knew the issue would eventually crop up given we both have parents who sacrificed everything to raise us, so we knew we’d have to care for them in turn. We wanted to budget for it so it wouldn’t feel like a burden. At times, we’ve also had to use it for other relatives in their time of need, but we always try to stick to budget on it so that helping someone else isn’t causing too much drama at home.

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      We missed being here too

  6. Peejay Avatar
    Peejay

    Thanks alot for this.

  7. Bibi Avatar
    Bibi

    Welcome back NH. Reading your post is always a delight and as usual, I have picked some lessons from this one. Thanks for sharing.

  8. Udy Avatar
    Udy

    Welcome back Naija husband. I had to look twice in case I was seeing double when I got your post alert. Its been a loooong time! Thanks for d tips. Xoxo

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      Thank you Udy. It always feels good to get back on the blog

  9. dnddyon Avatar

    Please, you should never ever stop blogging!
    God bless ya heart!

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      God bless you too dndyon

  10. Somebody Avatar
    Somebody

    thanks for this but i cant see the sex part of the article

    1. NaijaHusband Avatar

      Last part of the post says it’s up next.

  11. Nina Avatar
    Nina

    Thanks for this and keep up with the good work.

  12. gloria Avatar
    gloria

    Drum roll, I have missed you guys!!! Please don’t ball out like the other time.

  13. Damiluv Avatar
    Damiluv

    I am happy to see a couple that manages a joint account so effectively. So many couples dont have either the maturity or courage to do such. So much wisdom here in planning your finances before you got !arried and sticking to the plan after marriage shows a lot of wisdom and discipline. Well done naijacouple!

    Some catchy lines i love in this post:
    I love the part where you said a woman is not an expense, she is an asset. Too many guys out there think a woman is an inconvenient expense

    “No need for staff when one of us is at home. Besides NH cleans the toilet better than our current cleaner” that part really cracked me up!?? i hope NW did not bully you to say that oo?. ” NW’s personal masseuse/whatever” ?

    Expecting the post on the sex part. Please post soon! Love your blog to pieces! Please dont abandon us for too long oo!

  14. Dunik Avatar

    It hard to see couple with joint account doing well
    https://9jaleaks.ng/blog/had-sex-sex-with-my-landlord-wife/

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