I’ve realized that one of the joys of marriage is that you begin to see patterns in the various conversations you have with your spouse. Welcome to Episode 1 of Things NaijaWife Says Series! Inspired by Things Black Girls Say.
Episode 1: What are you doing?
NaijaHusband: *Typing away on laptop*
NaijaWife: “What are you doing?”
NaijaHusband: “Just browsing on the internet…”
NaijaWife: “Oh K”
5 minutes later.
NaijaHusband: *Coughs and scratches head*
NaijaWife: “What are you doing?”
NaijaHusband: “Nothing…I just needed to scratch my head.”
NaijaWife: “Oh K”
3 minutes later
NaijaHusband: *adjusts slightly in seat*
NaijaWife: “You ok? What are you doing?”
NaijaHusband: “Naijawife I am fine.”
NaijaWife: “Oh K”
1 minute later
NaijaHusband: *stands up*
NaijaWife: “Where are you going?”
NaijaHusband: “Sigh….Just going to the bathroom.”
NaijaWife: “Oh K”
10 seconds later. Naijawife knocks on the bathroom door
NaijaHusband: *While on the loo* “Yes?”
NaijaWife: “What you up to?”
NaijaHusband: “NOTHING!!!!”
NaijaWife: “Na fight? You act like I’m annoying you or something…!”
Look out for more episodes of Things Naija Wife Says and Things Naija Husband Says!
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